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I have facebook. I check my facebook several times a day, because well…there is nothing better to do. I write on peoples’ wall, or I comment on pictures. Just like everyone else does. I even say ‘LOL.’ and ‘OMG’, but the time I start spelling things like, “I cnt wait tu c yuuh n concerrtt.” Please, for the love of god. KILL ME. Two of my biggest pet peeves in life are when someone sneezes or burps or the like and doesn’t say excuse me, or when someone doesn’t understand what grammar is. Seriously, it hurt my brain to admit that I even knew what that said. I was looking at a friend’s picture and someone had commented saying ‘yew r irrezistable’…SERIOUSLY people, are our brain’s getting so much smaller that we feel the need to spell ‘You,’ ‘Yew.’ HONESTLY? They both have the same amount of letters. Why don’t you show some intelligence and prove to people that you can spell such a simple word?

Another place I find such an abomination to the English language: YouTube. I enjoy jokes as much as the next person, so I occasionally will look for “misheard lyrics” just because I love to laugh. But when I find a video of the actual lyrics, and then come to find the whole thing is spelt like my cats ass wrote it out. That hurts.

When you spell tonight, 2nyt. Or lights, lyts. Or hey, even a whole sentence like, ‘Don’t waste your time,’ ‘Dnt waste yur tym.’ You spell WASTE right, but not YOUR?! Are you NEW?! Also, just because you can’t hear the duh sound on the end of AND, doesn’t mean he is saying AN. Jus dsnt wrk tht wai. Srry. And you do know that vowels are important to life right? In fact, they are so loved, they should STAY IN A WORD!

I feel horrible, because I sometimes miss the spellcheck and have some mistakes in my written work. But in my defense, I am in no way trying to pull sh*t like, ‘Dnt wrry tlk thy will’ off as an actual language.

Can anyone guess what mrnins spells? Because I almost threw a tree.

Okay, I can’t do this anymore. I can physically feel my brain shrinking as I try and comprehend this version of the English language.

I apologize if I offend all those people who enjoy the ‘interwebs speak.’ This is a rant. It was meant to get things off your chest. I mean, it is somewhat fine some of the time, and by that I mean once every two months, but if you try and tell me about your day without vowels, I will tell you about mine with my foot in your neck.

Thnks fr reedin, yo. Enjy yuur dai!