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A Note:
To the world at large (or to whom it may concern),
Yes, I am in fact a girl, and here are some fun facts about me (that I want to ram down a few peoples throats):
Just because I'm able to roll out of bed and brush my hair and my teeth and pull on whatever is nearest me in the ways of clothing, does not mean that I'm comfortable with myself. In fact, I feel very naked without my make-up. It's not a good feeling, but it's something I'll deal with on account of time restrictions in the morning and just a general lack of effort on my morning time, caffeine deficient self. This does not mean that you can in any way comment on how young I look without it, or how pale and tired I look. Guess what? I just happen to be pale and tired the majority of the time. Compromise? Don't mention my make-up. Ever.
Unless you're going to tell me it looks good.
Then go ahead.
"One of the boys" is a good term for me. I can be as vulgar and crass as the best (or would that be worst?) of them. But just because I can whip out a "That's what she said," before you can, doesn't mean that I'm no longer a chick. I would greatly appreciate not having to deal with a lot of "Well... you know what I mean!"s, and awkward squirming when you say something stupid about me being sexless.
You know what? Chances are, I can in fact, kick your ass in at least one video game. Don't be a little bitch when I beat you. If you want to practice and then challenge me to a rematch? By all means, but don't say anything about me cheating, just because you're sore about being beaten by a girl.
The exact same thing goes for baseball. Suck it up.
You're allowed to look at girls (like... LOOK. To the point where your head looks like it's going to snap off)? I'm allowed to look at guys. None of that "...girls don't do that!" crap. And you know what? Yeah. I do like emo boys. They're really f*cking attractive. If you can have your unattainable fashionistas, I can have my unattainable emo boys.
No. I don't listen to the music I do because the band members are attractive. I like poppy music, yes. But just because I like Fall Out Boy and Good Charlotte does NOT mean that I'm madly in love with Pete Wentz (lord forbid) or Joel Madden. If I do find a band member attractive, that's another story. I find a lot of people attractive, it just doesn't effect my music tastes.
AUGH. Okay. I'm done now.
Jeeze.
