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If it’s brown, flush it down. If it’s yellow…you best be doing the same damn thing!!
By Jen
Okay let me start out by apologizing as this rant might seem a bit gross and way personal but honestly I feel like something needs to be said
. You know when you really have to use the washroom because you’re like me and wait until the very last second, or hey maybe you don’t wait but you still need to pee, then you stroll in there only to find that the person who used the washroom before you decided not to flush? YEAH, THAT’S NOT OKAY!! One of the most disgusting things a human being could do is urinate (or worse) and not flush after they’re done. This is something that happens far too often to me (I am half convinced these people are out to get me) and I would really like it to come to an end.
I don’t know if it is because it might be night time and you don’t want to wake anyone because you might have a loud flush or you go before you get in the shower or if you’re just lazy but either way it is so inconsiderate to everyone else you live with or who might use that washroom after you. No one wants to sit on a toilet that has someone elses’ urine sittin’ right there waitin’ for ya. (Also, the washroom starts to smell like it.)
While we are on the topic of washroom etiquette, CLOSE THE DAMN DOOR TOO!!!! No one on earth wants to hear you pee! Frig, I don’t even enjoy hearing myself pee. When you’re home by yourself when there is no chance of anyone hearing you or walking by then by all means if you want to drop-trou with the door open that is your prerogative, but have a little respect while others are there.
Oh and since you’re in there, if you happen to use the last of the toilet paper please for heaven sakes CHANGE THE ROLL! It is such an inconvenience to look over and find it empty. Like what the hell are we supposed to do in that situation?! Honestly, someone please tell me!! And I don't really care if it's sitting on the counter beside the totilet or on the back of the toilet, that's not where it goes! It takes less than 5 seconds to put it on the thing on the wall. Don't be lazy. Another thing, if there is a fair amount of toilet paper on the roll, don’t start a new one, that’s just ridiculous. Use the last of the current one please.
…Then change it.
. You know when you really have to use the washroom because you’re like me and wait until the very last second, or hey maybe you don’t wait but you still need to pee, then you stroll in there only to find that the person who used the washroom before you decided not to flush? YEAH, THAT’S NOT OKAY!! One of the most disgusting things a human being could do is urinate (or worse) and not flush after they’re done. This is something that happens far too often to me (I am half convinced these people are out to get me) and I would really like it to come to an end.
I don’t know if it is because it might be night time and you don’t want to wake anyone because you might have a loud flush or you go before you get in the shower or if you’re just lazy but either way it is so inconsiderate to everyone else you live with or who might use that washroom after you. No one wants to sit on a toilet that has someone elses’ urine sittin’ right there waitin’ for ya. (Also, the washroom starts to smell like it.)
While we are on the topic of washroom etiquette, CLOSE THE DAMN DOOR TOO!!!! No one on earth wants to hear you pee! Frig, I don’t even enjoy hearing myself pee. When you’re home by yourself when there is no chance of anyone hearing you or walking by then by all means if you want to drop-trou with the door open that is your prerogative, but have a little respect while others are there.
Oh and since you’re in there, if you happen to use the last of the toilet paper please for heaven sakes CHANGE THE ROLL! It is such an inconvenience to look over and find it empty. Like what the hell are we supposed to do in that situation?! Honestly, someone please tell me!! And I don't really care if it's sitting on the counter beside the totilet or on the back of the toilet, that's not where it goes! It takes less than 5 seconds to put it on the thing on the wall. Don't be lazy. Another thing, if there is a fair amount of toilet paper on the roll, don’t start a new one, that’s just ridiculous. Use the last of the current one please.
…Then change it.
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