Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the--WHAT!??!

Let me start off by saying that this movie kicks so much ultra-lame ass that I may just have Indie-style whip marks for the rest of my life. Let me also just say that Indiana Jones is the most bad-ass fictional character in the history of frickin forever, and if you SAY Rambo, I will kick you in the trachea. For reals.

Make no mistakes, folks. Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull is phenomenal. Harrison Ford returning as Indiana Jones is absolutely orgasmic, and with a freakin supurb supporting cast (Cate Blanchett, Karen Allen and Shia LaBeouf [who, by the way, seems to be in EVERY single movie at the moment]) this movie frickin kicks ass.

Now I won't go ruining the plot for ya'll, and I won't give away any secrets, but for those of you who have seen the movie already... join me in a collective "....WHAT!??!"

Frickin TELL me that's not a brainfuck. I dare you! The entire time I'm waiting for them to be all like "...JUST KIDDING!" but they didn't! And then the movie ended, and I'm left... five hours later still feeling uneasy about it, and the only frickin thing I can say it... "....WHAT!??!"

How-... Who-... They-..."....WHAT!??!"

Friggin awesome. Go see it. E-mail Me with the subject line "....WHAT!??!" if you wanna discuss the sheer brainfuck of this movie.

As someone who grew up with Indiana Jones movies, I'm extremely satisfied, don't get me wrong! They stayed true to the Indiana Jones style with epic rediculous stunts and "wtf, that could never actually happen" moments, and I will gladly and proudly add Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull to my DVD collection alongside Raiders of the Lost Ark, Temple of Doom, and The Last Crusade. It will be a welcome addition to the ultimate bad-assery that is Indiana Jones.