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I believe that every band that ever wants to push some sort of envelope should do at least one song that includes Bagpipes.

I believe that Lordi won Eurovision because the judges wanted to fuck with Finland.

I believe that Kilts are worn by manlier men than those who scoff at them. Unless you bought your Kilt at Hot Topic, in which case... it's a skirt.

I believe that you can find true happiness in a quiet back porch and a fudgecicle.

I believe that we are entitled to our vices, and "overcoming" those vices are personal victories, but we should not be forced, coerced, guilted or shamed into overcoming them.

I believe that most songs can be made better with the addition of a Harmonica.

I believe that Cubism is a sick joke, and than Art Scholars are laughing at us.

I believe that amazing concerts are worth risking pneumonia for. I also believe that no amount of explaination will make your mother realize that.

I believe that a good bar-tender will do for a twenty dollar tip what a trained therapist will do for Two-hundred dollars per hour.

I believe that Bowling For Soup is the only band that is allowed to have Bobble-head dolls of themselves and not be pricks.

I believe that Snakes should get awarded the title of "Most bad-ass pet in the world".

I believe that some bands have singers because they have to, not because they are able to.

I believe that Lady Bugs are the concotion of the devil.

I believe that Chicago is more awesome than where you live. Unless you happen to live in Scotland, then you get to win this one.

I believe that everyone should own a hand-held camcorder and document the moments that are important to you.

I believe that OK, Go is still funny as hell.

I believe that Jolly Ranchers are God's way of telling us he still loves us.

I believe that no matter how annoying Dane Cook gets, he's still funny.

I believe that people who write guitar tabs and suck at it should be punished severely by the tab-reading population.

I believe that people who wear CBGB shirts that were bought anywhere other than at CBGB should get things thrown at them in the street.

I believe that kids who rock mohawks are ultimately cooler than their adult counterparts.

More to come at a later date...