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Fuck You, Ed Hardy.
Dear 5 people who still non-ironically wear Ed Hardy merch,
I know that Jon Gosselin pretty well hammered that death-nail into your super original and awesomely hardcore coffin that Ed Hardy wanked all over, but for some reason you look right past all of that and continue to wear the most ridiculous apparel of all time. I just want to make sure that you're aware that whenever you go out in public looking like that, every single person in the entire world knows that you're a giant D-bag. Seriously, every single person in the world that you come in contact with, thinks that you're a supreme douchenozzle.
Ed Hardy has blown past the "what a stupid shirt" retina scorching apparel crap to unleash "lifestyle" items to those super ballin' teens and B-listers who are already nearing the end of their trust funds. If you own any of the following Ed Hardy items, then you should seriously consider punching yourself in the face solidly until you slip into a coma. Items include: Scented Candles, Umbrellas, Mouse Pads, USB flash drives, rhinestone decals, shot glasses, cell phone face-plates, beach towels, lanyards, keychains, or remote control cars.
Just to drive this point home to the Jersey Shore where it belongs, here are a few examples of what a total A-Hole you look like, since I am positive that you don't own a mirror, or else you wouldn't unleash this shit on the world at large.
Sincerely, Caity
PS: If one more Ed Hardy worshiping fanboy/girl tells me that "I just don't understand the lifestyle of Ed Hardy" I will curb stomp your face.
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I know that Jon Gosselin pretty well hammered that death-nail into your super original and awesomely hardcore coffin that Ed Hardy wanked all over, but for some reason you look right past all of that and continue to wear the most ridiculous apparel of all time. I just want to make sure that you're aware that whenever you go out in public looking like that, every single person in the entire world knows that you're a giant D-bag. Seriously, every single person in the world that you come in contact with, thinks that you're a supreme douchenozzle.
Ed Hardy has blown past the "what a stupid shirt" retina scorching apparel crap to unleash "lifestyle" items to those super ballin' teens and B-listers who are already nearing the end of their trust funds. If you own any of the following Ed Hardy items, then you should seriously consider punching yourself in the face solidly until you slip into a coma. Items include: Scented Candles, Umbrellas, Mouse Pads, USB flash drives, rhinestone decals, shot glasses, cell phone face-plates, beach towels, lanyards, keychains, or remote control cars.
Just to drive this point home to the Jersey Shore where it belongs, here are a few examples of what a total A-Hole you look like, since I am positive that you don't own a mirror, or else you wouldn't unleash this shit on the world at large.
Sincerely, Caity
PS: If one more Ed Hardy worshiping fanboy/girl tells me that "I just don't understand the lifestyle of Ed Hardy" I will curb stomp your face.
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